THE CRUISE-A-THONG is a triathlon designed for the not-quite-hardcore athlete in all of us. The course takes approximately two hours and includes a cruiser bike tour of downtown Pagosa Springs, a thong (flip-flop) walk up the almost world famous Pagosa Springs Riverwalk and a tubing trip back down the San Juan River. The Winner will be the participant with the most average time taking into account bonus points for consumption of edibles, the subjective preferences of the judges, gears on the race bike in excess of 1, and any sandals lost during the race. There will be comfort stations at strategic points during the course. Participants are encouraged to bring their own beverages as the regular consumption of liquids is vital to a racer’s well-being.
See the official website here.
See a previous event here.