How Many Pets Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that damned
stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the
light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can
feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear
and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring
the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can stil1 sleep
on the carpet in the dark.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still find my
squeaky toys in the dark...
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco.
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