How Many Pets Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any

   wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that damned

stupid lamp!

 Rottweiler: Make me.

 Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the

    light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh?

    Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can

   feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm

   bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear

   and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring

   the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can stil1 sleep

   on the carpet in the dark.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still find my

squeaky toys in the dark...

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco.